The Pluses and Minuses of Life
Positive: The sun is shining, it's a beautiful day!
Negative: But you gotta stay inside until the COVID goes away.
Positive: Ummm...Oh look at this 12 season TV show!
Negative: Didn't you finish that two weeks ago?
Positive: Okay, I'm listening to new music, it's so cool!
Negative: That 50's rock is too old school.
Positive: ...My mask is so pretty, birds and everything!
Negative: It will be splattered with coughs and the sneezes will fling.
Positive: I got a stack of toilet paper just last night!
Negative: You're going to run out when people will steal and fight.
Positive: Well--I jogged about two weeks ago!
Negative: You broke your ankle and you're too scared to go to the hospital.
Positive: My friends just chatted a lot on Zoom!
Negative: They're desperate too, they want to talk to you.
Positive: WHAT is your problem?!
Negative: Hey, that's just how life is.
Positive: Seriously?
Negative: Yup.
Negative: But you gotta stay inside until the COVID goes away.
Positive: Ummm...Oh look at this 12 season TV show!
Negative: Didn't you finish that two weeks ago?
Positive: Okay, I'm listening to new music, it's so cool!
Negative: That 50's rock is too old school.
Positive: ...My mask is so pretty, birds and everything!
Negative: It will be splattered with coughs and the sneezes will fling.
Positive: I got a stack of toilet paper just last night!
Negative: You're going to run out when people will steal and fight.
Positive: Well--I jogged about two weeks ago!
Negative: You broke your ankle and you're too scared to go to the hospital.
Positive: My friends just chatted a lot on Zoom!
Negative: They're desperate too, they want to talk to you.
Positive: WHAT is your problem?!
Negative: Hey, that's just how life is.
Positive: Seriously?
Negative: Yup.
So true and funny great post
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