Dreams and Realities
Dream: I will exercise, jog, maybe even do some push ups!
Reality: Sit on the couch and eat cupcakes.
Dream: Time to work and finish that project!
Reality: Type one sentence. Fall asleep.
Dream: I am not going to play video games today. I will be a non-brain musher!
Reality: Play video games for 5 hours.
Dream: I am going to clean my room and it will look awesome!
Reality: Leave clothes and junk on the floor. Only dust the piggy bank...with your finger.
Dream: I have to help my mom with chores today!
Reality: Let laundry sit on the couch for days, while you tell your mom, "I will fold it tomorrow!"
Dream: I am going to only shop for necessities.
Reality: Buy everything!!! (Even that mini brush you use to clean your dog's eyelashes)
Dream: Get plenty of sleep.
Reality: ....Actually this matches the dream. Unless you like sleeping, this is second reality:
Reality #2: Stay up all night wondering when the COVID will end.
Reality: Sit on the couch and eat cupcakes.
Dream: Time to work and finish that project!
Reality: Type one sentence. Fall asleep.
Dream: I am not going to play video games today. I will be a non-brain musher!
Reality: Play video games for 5 hours.
Dream: I am going to clean my room and it will look awesome!
Reality: Leave clothes and junk on the floor. Only dust the piggy bank...with your finger.
Dream: I have to help my mom with chores today!
Reality: Let laundry sit on the couch for days, while you tell your mom, "I will fold it tomorrow!"
Dream: I am going to only shop for necessities.
Reality: Buy everything!!! (Even that mini brush you use to clean your dog's eyelashes)
Dream: Get plenty of sleep.
Reality: ....Actually this matches the dream. Unless you like sleeping, this is second reality:
Reality #2: Stay up all night wondering when the COVID will end.
This is funny
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